• robot: i don't understand. what is... love?
  • scientist: oh... well. i. love is-
  • robot: ahahaha i'm just fucking with you. anyway i found some cool swords online i want you to buy for me

dadreversal:

gorillas don’t know any bodybuilding techniques so we have probably never seen one at full potential

rikaapologist:

rikaapologist:

fun umineko game: every time kanon or shannon says ‘furniture’, replace it with ‘emo’ instead

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saccharinescorpion:

my major problem with Frozen is that it is a perfectly passable and average and safe Disney movie and people keep trying to prove that it is amazing and daring and challenging and in doing so keep churning out bombs of secondhand embarrassment like “look there’s some not-white people in the background, we’ve come so far since the 1950s” and “Anna isn’t your typical perfect Disney beauty, she has freckles and eyebrows that are .5% thicker than Rapunzel’s”

MY OLD ENGLISH TEACHER SENT ME THIS VIDEO IN AN EMAIL TITLED “I THOUGHT YOU’D APPRECIATE THIS”

slayboybunny:

heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitley not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im fucking allergic to bananas.  

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A message from Anonymous
no actually i think anon has a good thing going you could glue bits to your face phantom of the opera-style

Sounds like it’d look cool but I think im gonna pass I’d rather not put broken glass on my face

A message from Anonymous
Make one side of your face have mirror shards on them

are you telling me to stab my face with broken glass 

What are some cool projects I can do with broken mirror shards? I mean besides making a mosaic like pinterest upcycling boards keep telling me to do.

robotlynx:

what??? youre pansexual??? what the HECJK is that? no no no this is going to have to go through macklemore first

Sometimes I think to myself “wow I am no longer a huge weeb” but then I go on an anime binge and complete multiple anime series in a very short amount of time and plan new cosplays and listen to vocaloid and I realize. nope. i am weaboo trash forever