besturlonhere:

spookyceetee:

besturlonhere:

i think the purest expression of the american dream seen so far is george w bush becoming a painter. if he did what he did in some other country he would have been put to death by the international criminal court. thank god we had to foresight to make that thing not apply to the usa 

Oh come on. His paintings were BAD, but putting him to death for them? That’s going a bit far.

i think the paintings are good. i was referring to how he killed over a million people 

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

magnificentshibe:

continuants:

justlearningasigo:

laughingsquid:

Melting Marshmallow Peeps with a Red Hot Ball of Nickel

This was completely unnecessary and for that I am thankful

This is oddly satisfying

this is a snuff film

j1r4ch1:

pr1nceshawn:

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level…

is that aph england

lifesanemotionalrollercoaster:

c4cti:

sometimes i wake up with a very urgent thought on my mind and it’s usually pretty dumb like ‘je suis un pomme' or 'root beer fairytales' but this morning i woke up and sat there for a second and all i could think was

tis i,

the frenchiest fry

I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN CLASS

springbeanz:

Welcome to the wild world of abacus comics

corpsepose:

happy easter

I would like 50 skirts, warm weather, and maybe a jar of honey

cryplaystheworld:

doctor-emily-tennant:

joshpeck:

a7xnerd:

unsmokable:

actually kinda hoping hipster blogs make a comeback 

Fuck you.
They deserve to be dead.
FANDOMS RULE ALL

please go outside

NO. OUTERENET IS NOT WHERE I CAN FIND MY DEAR DAVID TENNANT.

what the fuck

someone needs to stop companies who try to advertise via tumblr posts

dude i’m almost done with high school that’s pretty awesome

my high school experience was nothing like I had expected as a child

but that’s perfectly okay

I know ive posted this story before but i dont care i really need to say it again

So I went to a really weird kinda fundamentalist christian school for elementary and middle school. One time in 5th grade my class was able to vote on a movie to watch on our last day before christmas break. Almost everyone in my class voted for Finding Nemo but then this one kid said “I’m not allowed to watch Finding Nemo. I’m only allowed to watch christian movies. Finding Nemo isn’t christian!” 

so instead of watching Finding Nemo we watched motherfucking Hoosiers (they pray in the movie so apparently it was allowed)