March 2012
clientsfromhell:
Me: Okay, let’s see if I can troubleshoot the problem. What internet browser are you using?
Client: Dell.
Me: No, what do you use to get on the internet?
Client: Oh! Google.
Me: Do you have the internet up right now?
Client: Yes!
Me: On your internet page in the upper left hand corner, is there an “e” with a swoosh around it?
Client: Yup! That’s Google.
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we-have-lifdoff:
Brother: Hey watch this funny video
Brother: Pulls up a Ray William Johnson video
Me: Please submerge your foot in a rubbermaid container full of legos and broken glass
roachpatrol:
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum’s OTP never comes true.
This is the best blog.
Anonymous asked: I hate that I don't know you in real life because your blog is quality all over the place
Wait oh shit I need to finish my Jane cosplay
I don’t think I am going to be able to make another shirt/find accurate shoes so I’m going to have to wear a tank top underneath my shirt and hope nobody points out the fact that I’m wearing an undershirt whoops
As far as shoes go
I have a pair on converse that are John’s text color with Jane’s text color as accents BUT...
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I don’t think you understand quite how excited I am for AB
Anonymous asked: YOU'RE SO TUMBLAR F4MOUS
Anonymous asked: how could anyone hate you, though
Anonymous asked: 1 H4T3 HOW YOU M1SS3D TH3 '3' 1N YOUR N4M3
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Anonymous asked: NOTHING
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go on anon and tell me what you hate about me.
gloomyghosts:
Can we please have a round of applause for tumblr user godtier-rose for dealing with me for 5 months
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notreallykira:
greengrey:
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speakgirl:
weirdsociology:
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rosemannequin:
homorobotica:
fraudstory:
richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction and end up both looking like complete...
February 2012
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i just realized
problemsleuth:
all of us who use kawaii and uguu ironically
no
its not ironic
we really are moe.
we made it guys.
we’re moe.
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riceballhika:
snarkybroad:
psychologicallyunoriginal:
messiahofmirth:
karkat69:
i’m crying
asjkghsajg
bocchan no
I just busted out the most unnattractive laughsnort
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golgothassterror:
vvelvvet:
sassy-gay-karkat:
do you ever think about homestuck ending and almost start crying bc you know its gonna hurt even if its really funny
and then do you think about how hussie said homestuck is a warm-up and start crying bc what the fuck is he even
and then do you think about how one day hussie will reach his full potential and ollie outie leaving us all behind...
WHY IS IT SNOWING
clarri:
AUUUGGHHHHH
theevilmuffintoaster:
votivevendetta:
veryadorabull:
stridebeatdown:
acce22-deniied:
eyelick-anon:
((Just reblogging this so that you guys can have the experience of seeing this as well.))
fii2h face2 porn return2.
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH
(via etrehumain-deactivated20110306)
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dorothy-cotton:
I think the reason the Homestuck fandom is so rabid is because it’s so fucking long and then continually updating
like
once you’ve invested as much fucking time in just the canon of MSPA you’re bound to go a little bit insane
yes
we’re all mad here
homestuckfandom:
jadderpillar:
i bet they wont have
they have it
canned bread
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Update thoughts
“why dont the new trolls have pupils doesnt that mean theyre like ghosts or something”
“omg their horns are all orange NOT CANDY CORN WHAT DOES IT MEAN”
“but that means the condesce on derse is FEFERI”
“why did feferi cut her hair off?”
“maybe when trolls die their horns turn completely orange”
“but I thought Gamzee...
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davechokingonjohnshugedick:
can u imagine what lil dolorosas gonna look llike tho
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dirksexualityerasure:
:33< listen here you cumslut
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WHAT IF
ghostleadermorty:
ghostleadermorty:
nocauseforalarm:
ALL OF THE ALPHA TROLLS
ARE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THE BETAS
AT LEAST PERSONALITY WISE
SO ALL THE “NICE” TROLLS ARE “MEAN”
AND THE “MEAN” TROLLS ARE “NICE”
imagine nepeta’s ancestor
:33< get bent
cUNT DESTROYER,
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Homestuck Fandom right now
Everyone: WHO. WHAT. NEW CHARACTER???? AGAIN???! SEADWELLERS??
Cosplayers: Gotta go fast
Fanartists: Gotta go fast
Theorists: Gotta go fast
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rumminov:
no matter what “”“”“young dualscar”“”“” looks like I’m gonna die either way