dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

gunmetals:

you know that one tumblr powerpoint someone made a few months ago about satiation slowly changing the way you perceive humor until at some point you transcend humor altogether and someday we as a society will find only magnified jpeg images of hank hill with the words WEED printed over it hilarious?

i feel like i understand that now. i feel like this is it, this photoset is the surreal, nonsensical apex we are collectively inching towards. it’s vague and incomprehensible and even kind of threatening, but it’s as inevitable as the heat death of the universe and all we can do is submit ourselves to it

kingcheddarxvii:

Take any movie premise about a white man and make it about a grandma and it becomes twice as interesting

deanwinshecter:

urbean:

thats a cool skeleton fresh from skeleton hell

I SCROLLED THROUGH MY LIKES FOR AN HOUR TO FIND THIS

steven-stoned:

instead of saying “nighty night” you should say “MIGHTY night” to give the person you are speaking to strength in their dreams

Hard Candy is a damn good movie wow 

nextyearsgirl:

"I’m not vaccinating my kids because they’ll build up immunity naturally anyway"

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doxiequeen1:

I don’t like short dresses. I can’t seem to control my expression and legs at the same time, the photos always turn out a mess :( 

Anyway! Flower dress and headpiece are all finished, step by step instructions for this dress can be found on my blog, and a video tutorial for the headpiece is here

The whole thing is sheer, but you can’t really tell because the petticoat is white and i’m very pale ;;

It was designed, drafted, made, and worn by me! Took 16-ish hours to make, spread over a seven day period. Has about sixty dollars worth of fake flowers in it and several yards of silk organza, poly chiffon, and tulle.

I was a fun and easy little project. I enjoyed it.

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just wanna say tumblr reccomended me one of your selfies and i wanna say you're really pretty!

awww thank you and also wtf tumblr

britzophrenia:

shadesofsky:

sssibilance:

yourpersonalcheerleader:

linrenzo:

videohall:

Baby laughing while getting shots

> Rock star doctor.

I don’t care how old he will be I’m taking my future children to him

My heart!

That person is in the right field!  So many pediatricians are terrible with children; you can tell this person LOVES children and taking care of them.

I appreciate this doctor singing the Barney clean up song.

This is someone who loves what they do

indigofactory:

tardis-mind-palace:

fyliloandstitch:

This scene cracks me up. Not just for the dialogue, but for the mini-heart attack Stitch seems to have when Lilo yells out. 

I love Stitch so goddamn much. He can lift things 300 times his own weight, but one seven year old girl yells out and he grabs his chest in fear 

Let us not forget this real ass response, to her stupid ass epiphany.

smenkhkara:

has a muslim man ever played abraham lincoln

has an aboriginal woman ever played elizabeth I

has a black man ever played george washington

has a turkish woman ever played eleanor of aquitaine

no?

then why the fuck would you get the whitest white men to play Ramesses II and Moses

kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm:

ppl be talkin about the new 3d/live action spongebob movie but all i can think is

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