cartel:

Don’t know what to get your special someone????

cartel:

Don’t know what to get your special someone????

padnote:

the first time I saw this video I thought to myself “7 minutes? There’s no way I’m going to watch all of that”

how wrong I was

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

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thanks

necromantiqua:

*snorts a line of pumpkin spice* soon

wait why on earth am I tracking the teen wolf tag on tumblr

ive never searched that on this website

ive never even seen the show

cestlavie-demerde:

Louis Daguerre
Boulevard du Temple

cestlavie-demerde:

Louis Daguerre

Boulevard du Temple

the other day a cashier at dunkin donuts seemed super frantic/upset and they messed up my order hardcore i hope theyre feeling better now 

vincecarters:

i don’t have time for people who don’t like avocados

torn-by-dreams:

purple-is-the-new-red:

mcsprankles:

bettycrockersbitch:

debbiemoonpieslaststand:

bile2:

dmthx4:

stop this man

im calling the fucking cops

i have obama on the phone

what

At first, I thought he was just gonna scoop some ice cream onto bread. But then

Seriously how did he figure this out

moosetracks bread

cookies n’ cream bread

strawberry bread

mint chocolate chip bread

our time has come

monobeartheater:

michaelgclifford:

skinny jeans where the ankle is not all the way skinny?? why do you do this 

because skinny jeans are terrible and they are trying to wean you off of them

impossible 

theyre gonna have to pry the skin tight jeans off of my cold, dead body

neckbearcl:

MY anaconda certainly wasn’t dope after that video with nicki.

???! what? who are you?!

admit it, you weren’t just interested in her personality….you lusted after her. you were attracted to her body! your innocuous purity had almost dissipated after your time with her! 

no! that’s not true!! her personality was all i saw as she posed in front of that chair! i never meant anything more than that!

tch, lying through your teeth will get you nowhere! you’re me! and obviously i’m you. the desire coursing through your veins….i felt it all! and i loved it!

no! stop it! you’re…….not me!

[battle music intensifies]

i am a shadow….your true self. now, why don’t you show everyone how lewd you truly are?

corphlsh:

kitten360:

im serious. its 2014. dont bring back façade

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gingerkinomiya:

baconeatsyou:

frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons