apeturemurder:

thepivotsxxd:

I wasn’t ready for that.

psyducked:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she’s Miss United States

radvillain:

samdesantis:

Puppies discovered a new part of the yard!

look at these lil guys. this what life all about, man

wartortles:

fill ur pockets with spaghetti to prevent people from pickpocketing u

journalisticjoe:

She’s wearing out the tambourine AND killing the footwork, this is next level praising!

seriousjones:

please donate to my blog

seriousjones:

please donate to my blog

"Yeah watashi am curious about that too."
some comment i found on mangafox forums  (via bemkeu)
dogscan:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

dogscan:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

hotsuburbandad:

This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown

noobtheloser:

I went to a wedding recently. 

bronyparctears:

"all opinions are valid" only applies to subjective shit like ice cream flavours, when it come to whether or not certain types of people are allowed to live safe and comfortable lives, I’d say objectivity was pretty fucking important.

thetowndrugdealer:

they gave condoms at school today, i got 2, 1 for each leg

squidnapped:

fun fact: in germany if you’re a neo nazi or own nazi regalia they arrest the absolute fuck out of you

fun fact: guess what we should do in america